You Will (Probably) Survive by Lauren Dubois

You Will (Probably) Survive by Lauren Dubois

Author:Lauren Dubois
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
Published: 2018-06-02T16:00:00+00:00


1.30 p.m.

Consider going for a walk in the fresh air.

Spend one hour packing, preparing, double-checking and dressing.

Go to push pram out the front door at the exact moment the baby poos herself, her clothes and the pram bassinet. Burst into tears and decide you’d really rather watch TV anyway.

2.30–6.30 p.m.

Sit on couch. Feed baby. Watch TV. Repeat.

Take hundreds of cute photos of baby on phone so you can send to the grandparents and tell them all how marvellously you’re coping.



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